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  Topic: Catholic Parrots
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:45 am   Subject: Catholic Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquir ...
  Topic: Whales
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:15 pm   Subject: Whales
Two whales, a male and a female were swimming along happily when they came upon a whaling boat. The male whale says, “let’s swim under the boat and with our blow holes we’ll capsize the boat.” The ...
  Topic: Getting Old
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:57 pm   Subject: Getting Old
One of these days we all will be in their shoes.


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN

TO US !!!!

LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report th ...
  Topic: What Johnny thinks. . .
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:27 pm   Subject: What Johnny thinks. . .
> > Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
> > back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. The next
> > morning, Johnny, Fred's littl ...
  Topic: Marriage in Heaven
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:01 pm   Subject: Marriage in Heaven
On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to
process them into Heaven.
...
  Topic: Golf Tees
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:00 pm   Subject: Golf Tees
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware of who the golf pro is... "Top o' ...
  Topic: Ethel
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:36 pm   Subject: Ethel
Ethel in the Nursing Home

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel

and getting up to maximum speed on the long cor ...
  Topic: MAINTENANCE MONKEYS
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:24 pm   Subject: MAINTENANCE MONKEYS
A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, a CMsgt from the local airfield walked in and said to the shopkeeper "Ill take a 6114 monkey, ple ...
  Topic: Little Old Lady
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:48 pm   Subject: Little Old Lady
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the
night of April 1st?

Little ...
  Topic: To Buy or Not To Buy
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:59 pm   Subject: To Buy or Not To Buy
Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davi ...
  Topic: Men Are So Easy
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:10 am   Subject: Men Are So Easy
The following ad actually ran in The Atlanta Journal:

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race
unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play, take
long walks in the ...
  Topic: Second Opinion
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:08 am   Subject: Second Opinion
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
> The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
> condition which causes your testicles to press ...
  Topic: The Organ Flowers
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:46 am   Subject: The Organ Flowers
Lena, the church organist at Punkin Ridge Baptist Church, was in her
>eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her
>sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to c ...
  Topic: Signs of Wear and Getting Old
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PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:42 am   Subject: Signs of Wear and Getting Old
SIGNS OF WEAR
>
> OLD IS WHEN ..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
> love,"
> and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
> OLD IS WHEN..... Your fri ...
  Topic: Work Order Submission Problem
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PostForum: Support   Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:19 pm   Subject: Work Order Submission Problem
Both of your activities will be posted to NETS tomorrow. Very Happy
 
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