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  Topic: There were two nuns...
ValleyBoy

Replies: 1
Views: 4107

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:25 am   Subject: There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed th ...
  Topic: Political writing at its best
ValleyBoy

Replies: 1
Views: 4226

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:32 pm   Subject: Political writing at its best
Judy, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that
Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, a fellow lacking in
character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Mon ...
  Topic: When Insults Had Class
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2567

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:19 am   Subject: When Insults Had Class
When Insults Had Class:

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with gr ...
  Topic: Bubba's new toy.
ValleyBoy

Replies: 1
Views: 2912

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:19 am   Subject: Bubba's new toy.
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he
saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
pulled up to him with a wide grin.


"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?&qu ...
  Topic: The Sensitive Man
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2415

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:08 am   Subject: The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is c ...
  Topic: Blonde's Year In Review.
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2402

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:55 pm   Subject: Blonde's Year In Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

M ...
  Topic: Math Trick
ValleyBoy

Replies: 5
Views: 4854

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:35 pm   Subject: Math Trick
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the ...
  Topic: Did I read that sign right?
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2411

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:42 am   Subject: Did I read that sign right?
> >
> >
> >
> > Did I read that sign right?
> > TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
> >
> > In a Laundromat:
> > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHIN ...
  Topic: PRICELESS!!!!
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2541

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:29 pm   Subject: PRICELESS!!!!
{ There should be a cartoon here of two occupied
toilet stalls side-by-side.}






This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other s ...
  Topic: WD-40
ValleyBoy

Replies: 2
Views: 3762

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:48 pm   Subject: WD-40
I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early
one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all
around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). ...
  Topic: Science VS. GOD
ValleyBoy

Replies: 2
Views: 5002

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:01 pm   Subject: Science VS. GOD
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what yo ...
  Topic: More Learning
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2403

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:43 am   Subject: More Learning
>
> Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
> "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't
you?)
>
> No word in ...
  Topic: Senior Entertainment Night
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2317

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:19 pm   Subject: Senior Entertainment Night
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of ...
  Topic: The Operation
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2436

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:10 pm   Subject: The Operation
Two little kids are in a hospital, Lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, &q ...
  Topic: Cool Grocery
ValleyBoy

Replies: 0
Views: 2373

PostForum: Jokes and Assorted Humor   Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:36 pm   Subject: Cool Grocery
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When y ...
 
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